I remember a tweet from “Funny
Tweets” that said: “There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on their Facebook statuses.” It was so
funny that I decided to take a mental note of it, and never thought
that one day I'll be quoting it for a blog post.
Hashtags on twitter are widely used to
group certain messages or ideas. For example, hashtags like
#USPresidentialElections, #BostonBombing, #SandyHook, #HurricaneSandy
are used to indicate what particular topic you are tweeting about.
Click them and you bring yourself to a page where people all over the
world talk about the same thing.
And because of its popularity and
efficiency in bringing people with common interests together,
some
users have crossed borders and brought this craze on facebook, which
eventually resulted to a bunch of faddists posting status updates
with hashtags too! The unfortunate news is, hashtags are often used
voraciously they could make every single person who encounters them
want to collapse in disbelief.
To cut to the chase, here's a list of
how hashtags are used on facebook and its many levels of distress:
Note: I give you the freedom to
judge whether the examples below are real, modified or fabricated. ;)
1. Hashtags with space
Level: Annoying
People who use hashtags with space
clearly have no twitter accounts. The hashtag is often found at the
beginning of a sentence, but is sometimes followed by a space then a
word or a word followed by a space.
Whether they rant, express delight or
share a nonchalant post, the end result is the same: they make you
frown.
Annoying are those who post like these:
Example:
- Got home from a funrun! # the best experience ever! Until next
time guys! (tags names of people who must have been disgusted by the
presence of hashtag in the sentence)
- #ayoko nang bumalik sa lugar na yun.
Nakakinis talaga!
o.O.O.o! Can't they express themselves
without the “#” anymore?? The 'supposed' hashtag only looked like
a misplaced number sign brought about by typographical error. Without
the “#”, their status would have looked so normal and they could
have saved themselves from looking so ridiculous in the eyes of their
judgmental friends.
2. Hashtags on every word of a
sentence
Level: Irritating
These are people who must feel so
overwhelmed by the creation of hashtags on social media that they
insert “#” in almost every word in their sentence as if they can
be clicked.
Beat this:
- Off to go to the #mall to have #dinner
with #friends. #excited to have a #goodtime. #happiness #loveit
- Reading this #amazing #book by #ELJames
. #ohemgee #ChristianGrey is so #hot I wanna #marry him #orgasm
#50shadesofgrey
- #hala #nag #iloveyou na si #serchief kay #maya #kilig #much #kalerky #masyado ang #pleasebecarefulwithmyheart #pls #be #careful #with #my #left #ventricle
This is injustice and ignorance all rolled into one. The thing with twitter is, it only allows up to 140 characters
per tweet so you have to choose your words wisely. With facebook, you
can post something however long it is, hence granting anyone the
freedom to litter their status updates.
3. Hashtags all over the place
Level: Despicable
I'm sure you've encountered a facebook
friend who posts a brief status update followed by a gazillion of
unnecessary hashtags that could make any computer or mobile phone
crash.
ex.
- Dinner at McDo. #McDonalds #McDo
#McFloat #frenchfries #yummy #delicious #cheeseburger #happiness
#iloveeating #piggingout #ilovelife #dinnerwithlove #notalone
#thankGoditsFriday #blessed #amazingday #iphone4
Seriously, what has #iphone4 got to do
with McDonald's?
Anyway, another equally eye-rolling
facebook post may come from someone posting a picture of herself with
a caption that runs 1 kilometer long:
- off to school. #ootd #dress #highheels
#rockstar #LBD #greenblazer #offtoschool #MondayMadness #lovinsummer
#bangles #goldennecklace #mags #peoplearepeople #kamiseta
Honestly, are you going to school to
study or to a fashion show to flaunt your signature outfit? Oo na,
ikaw na ang branded og gamit!
If I were still in college, I'd use
this blog post title for my research paper. It would be fun to study
about people's various habits/styles in updating about their lives on
social media and how they are unconsciously turning into narcissistic
and self-centered creatures they never wished to be.
But the root of contention is: “If
it's a matter of retaining our dignity and social class, should
hashtags be forbidden on facebook?”
This question is so mind-boggling it
deserves to be included in every government exam in the country.
I have occasionally used hashtags on my
status too, but it sure wasn't that annoying. Hashtags on facebook
are not harmful, even if they are not originally made for that
platform. However, it becomes virtually toxic when they reach a
certain degree of being misused and overused.
On the other hand, hashtags are
effective when used in a funny or sarcastic way.
ex.
I wanna join Bb. Pilipinas next year.
#deathofselfrespect
What to have for dinner - Turkey or Dinosaur? #FirstWorldProblems
In most cases, hashtags are used as an
extension for your status. If a wall post is short and vague, the
hashtag becomes a context clue to give light to what you are talking
about.
ex.
My heart grieves over the bloody
massacre that happened today. #bostonbombing
See? Not bad at all. Even if hashtags
are excessively used on facebook lately, we can still maintain our
class by choosing what words to use after the famous number sign,
right?
News Flash!
I've stumbled upon a news article that
says
hashtags are coming to facebook, technically. (as if they don't
exist yet, dammit they're everywhere!) The Facebook team is planning
to incorporate hashtags into the famed social platform, which means
those mega annoying and unnecessary hashtags can finally have a life
of their own.
Think of how disastrous life would be
when #imbored, #prettyme, #peopleyouwishwoulddienow would trend among
your friends. Think of how colorful our facebook news feeds would be
when everybody used hashtags. I can't imagine life to be this messy.
Thoughts of it make me fear the future of mankind.
In conclusion, our use of hashtags
reveal the kind of persons we are - our interests (#WalkingDead,
#IronMan3), hobbies (#moviemarathon, #cookingwithdad), personality
(#peanutbitter, #happysoul), depth (#elections2013,
#bookstoreadbeforeyoudie), and yes, shallowness (#^&*$@^!).
Because of human's innate creativity,
we have created a world of constant reinventions, whether in real
life or in the online world, and hashtags are one of them. The thing
is, are we truly using it according to its purpose?
I'll end this with a facebook post my
friend
Fritz Flores wrote in obvious dismay with this facebook hashtag
fad.
"#hala
#sige #ihastag #tanan #imong #gibati #kay #magsugba #tag #ice #nawong
#nimo #nopunctuationmarks"
Oh well, tara magsugba ta'g ice!
Labels: annoying hashtags on facebook, different ways hashtags are used on facebook, hashtags on facebook, hashtags on social media, Pop Culture, why use hashtags on facebook